Meet the staff: Zoe

Here we return with yet another thrilling observation of the wondrous variety within the veritable animal kingdom of the Vape Co staff.

Today we look towards our Holloway store, a wonderful place where pies and football are equally heralded as 'the best thing ever'. And in this humble little abode, we find Zoe (Greekus Shoutatus).

Name: Zoe
Habitat: The Anger Zone
Diet: Texting
Role: Branch Manager

To manage a store in Holloway, you need two things. A general knowledge of the Arsenal football team's history in the great game, and a tolerance to being told about said history. Zoe posses neither of these skills, but boasts a right hook that could floor god himself. Being Greek has many benefits.

As a Holloway local, she knows the town and many of the colourful inhabitants that populate the area. This has ensured a growing customer base of equally sassy Greek women mysteriously appearing from nowhere, yelling and complaining, only to suddenly vanish without a trace. The exorcist never came back.

Zoe works hard to maintain a busy store, and with weapons grade 'having none of it', she does a fine job. Zoe enjoys a number of activities, such as texting, vaping, shouting and texting. Every phone call to head branch is a tense event, we can tell you.

But all jokes and stereotypes aside, Zoe is outstandingly organised, friendly (for a bit) and an excellent addition to the team. We have her to thank for maintaining one of our most beloved stores, even if the constant threat of a sudden and abrupt murder is always on the horizon when working with her.