Meet the staff: Matt

Welcome Vape Co customers, welcome to the biographical event of the year:

The London Vape Co's Meet the Staff

We begin our journey with one of the most mysterious and confounding examples of a Vape Co employee; Matthew (Hyperactivus Redbullious).

Name: Matthew

Habitat: Barnet

Diet: Twiglets and Red Bull, sometimes bits of drywall.

Role: Assistant Manager

Matthew has been with us for just about a year now, after a large cardboard box appeared outside of one of our stores, labelled with the words 'Danger: Incinerate immediately'. We hired him straight away.

Matthew works with us during his time off from his studies at university, generally being helpful/sleepy.  Matt is a subversive cloud chaser, who likes to use his Tempest 200W and TFV8 combo to make sharing a car with him a living nightmare.

He has quickly become a popular member of staff, thanks to his excellent customer service, friendly attitude, a solid work ethic and his ability to eat 100,000 calories a day while never putting on a single pound in weight.

You'll see Matt all over the place, where is he needed and often where is absolutely isn't. If you find yourself being served by him, please don't mention motorcycles unless you have 4 hours to spare.

We love you Matt.